Amy Brennan (Norway) sent in this article titled, "The Non-Skier's Guide to Ski Racing (and Ski Crashing)." She says, "I was watching Super G slalom skiing and wondering just what Super G meant, and in my Google searching found this helpful guide to skiing terms, styles, equipment and techniques. Helpful info for the non-skier."

http://deadspin.com/the-non-skiers-guide-to-ski-racing-and-ski-crashing-1519289681

2 Bonus points to Amy Brennan (Norway)