Kim Klingaman (Ireland) submitted this article with the following statement, "Did you hear about the American who got stuck in his bathroom?" I feel like an epic punchline is coming next. "Maybe this year's new winter sport is surviving the Sochi living conditions."

2 Bonus points to Kim Klingaman (Ireland) - I am really glad this is not how I started my morning today- Good luck to everyone in Sochi today, not just in your competitions!